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Ties. I hate ties. 
http://m.lefthandedtoons.com/1422/
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Take that, Alphas!

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Nub

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I’m going to start wearing gloves, simply so I can use the phrase “the gloves are off” literally

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I’ve finally got an addiction I’m not proud of. I knew it would happen. I just hope my mum understands…. but Diet Vanilla Coke just tastes so good :( am I going to hell?

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There is so much land unused right now. Empty buildings and homes. There is something terribly sad about that, the way people have a need to claim 100% of something, to only use 50%, and use it 50% of their time… at a generous amount.

Live efficiently.

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When you know somebody read your posts who shouldn’t have. Whatchugonnado?

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Ah-choo!!

The person sitting next to me at work sneezes so loudly that my right ear started ringing and I got a headache last time. Now when she takes a deep breath or clears her throat, I drop what I’m doing and prepare for the carnage. This is no way to work.

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Surely there’s a meme with Gandalf as a teacher… “You shall not pass… History”